For South Park<3 Because I have LOTS of pairings for it.. and it takes up all my time

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Six Pairings I Like:
1. Style
2. Creek
3. Bunny
4. Candy
5. Dip
6. Grestophe

Three Ships I've Abandoned:
7. Cutters
8. K2 [:[ Sorry]
9. Stendy

Three Ships I've Never Liked:
10. Kyman [DDDDD<]
11. Cryde
12. Kystophe [ No]

Four Ships that have Piqued my Interest:
13. Craimas [:3]
14. Stenny [Almost...almost...]
15. Crenny [ Kenny is all over the place, hell]
16. Kyutters [.... crack pairing, blame fanfiction! D:]

The questions:

##1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

Kyman~
THAT'S LIKE ASKING ME WHY THE SKY IS BLUE! Lord, I HATE that pairing. Because Cartman is just a fucking jerk to Kyle all the time and the only way I see this whole thing working out is by rape. Horrible, devastating, therapy inducing rape. And, all in all, I don't support rape that much. I can't actually see Kyle EVER liking Cartman and I can't really see Cartman getting over his antisemitism enough to even CONSIDER liking Kyle. I refuse to accept this an canon. I REFUSE.


##2. Who do you know that ships #13?

Craimas~
Well, Zero had a few hints of it in her "Bitch" comic and I think Mii has drawn a few pictures about it. Other then that, I have no clue. o___o; I wouldn't mind seeing more... though I'm Creek WAY more then Craimas.


##3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Bunny~
OH. OH OH OH OH OH. Well, Butters would go find Kenny after his parents were particularly sore at him because he needed a friend and Kenny is always someone who'll listen. Kenny is, naturally, probably about to sex someone up but upon seeing and hearing Butters, he gives up on that [angrily, mind you, he wanted to get laid really bad, like usual] and told them to leave before going to tend to Butters. Butters is stuttering all over the place and trying to tell Kenny why he's so upset and why his parents are mad at him. Butters won't say suddenly, clams up and Kenny gets a little pissed. Afterall, he gave up a piece of ass for Butters sake, he's not letting this go. Butters says that his parents found out something and got real cross at him and told him to go to his room while they figured out how to purge him of sin. Kenny is not only confused now, he's livid, Butters parents were always weird but how can they be downright cruel to something so innocent and kind? He asks if they hurt him, Butters shakes his head but Kenny stays persistent. Says he'll kill them if they did, no one has the right to hurt Butters. Butters freaks out and blurts out that they found out he was in love with Kenny. Kenny's shocked, perhaps doesn't know what to say and I'm not 100% sure what exactly would ensue right afterwards but there would be sex. And lots of it.

Lol, I like that idea.


##4. What is your favourite moment for #1?

Style~
WHERE DO I BEGIN? Almost every damn episode has some kind of gay moment for dear ol' Stan and Kyle here. There's the moment in "Guitar Queer-o" where Kyle and Stan are friends again at the end and Stan says "I need you." to him. I practically fangirled like an idiot at that part, my sister did to xDD. And in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" where Stan is trying to get Kyle a kidney and offers to give him his no matter how much it hurt, he isn't the right match but Kyle ends up getting his kidney and Stan says "Dude, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die until I do." They're always holding hands or saying "I love you." to one another. IT'S ADORABLE. And I mean COME ON, IT'S CANON. IT'S CANON!!!

##5. How long have you been following couple #6?

Grestophe~
Umm, since I got in to the fandom. They were both in the movie and knew of each other and stuff... I guess in my head it just clicked and I was like "... Riiiiight ."


##6. What's the story with #8 What made you stop caring?

K2~
Style. Style made me stop caring. xDD I don't know, I really lost interest in it after I hit my love for Style with full force and read fanfiction for it. I mean, I don't know. I just see Kyle really loving Stan, but I can't see him loving Kenny like that. I guess I could see a fling, even though I doubt it, but I can't see any real feelings coming out of it. They'll always be friends, but I just don't get the hints out of the series for K2 like I do for Style.

##7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?

Creek and Candy~
CREEK. OH MY GOD, CREEK. <3 My first and, actually, favorite pairing of all the pairings in my fandom<3. Craig is just sexy and he's a really good guy under all the stupid things and the flipping people off. And, hell, I'm IN LOVE with Tweek and I can just see Craig being the only one to make Tweek's spastic ways a little less noticeable simply because he's there. I do like Candy, but it is NO WHERE NEAR the amount I adore this pairing, no where whatsoever. I really do think Wendy and Cartman would be good for each other, but still xD.

##8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.

Kyman and Kystophe~
DAMNIT. I HAVE NO IDEA. Well, my hate for Kystophe actually stems from a fanfiction I read where Christophe is just... UGH. FUCKER. hhfalashflsagfl. [raging] But, that's just because of a fanfiction and not really because of anything legit. So, I would BURN KYMAN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL. I HATE Kyman and I will always hate it, I want it gone. STOP THE RAPE, LORD, PLEASE STOP IT!


##9. What interests you about #14?

Stenny~
It's crack pairing for me, really. They're both so seme, I think my interest in it is strictly seeing who would actually be able to top and who would totally be the bitch. Either way is HILARIOUS and I think that's my whole interest in the idea xD.


##10. When did you stop liking #7?

Cutters~
Bunny :3. I mean, I see the canon inklings of Cartman and Butters because, hell, Butters even kisses Cartman on the cheek a few times and tries to suck his blood in the vampire episode [I LOL'D]. But, I just find Bunny to be absolutely adorable and I have seen only a few instances of canonocity, but I still prefer it.


##11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?

Stendy~
HYPOTHETICALLY, IT WOULD. But, no. I mean, it's TOTALLY canon but my sure fire belief in Style being canon just DECIMATED any of my liking for Stendy whatsoever. I'm tired of Stan throwing up all over the place anyway, he doesn't do it around Kyle and he's totally in love with him. I like Wendy, a lot, but I want her with someone else. :3 Like, say, Cartman, for example.


##12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?

Dip~
LOL. LOLOLOLOLOL. xD I have no idea. Probably "Don't Fear the Reaper" by the Blue Oyster Clut. Get it? Because Damien is the son of Satan and Dip is--yeah, I know, it was a bad choice on my part. Shut up.


##13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?

Top 3 DD Buuuut, mostly just Style because I've been fangirling over them so much lately that it's sad.


##14. Which do you dislike the most?

KYMAN. GOOD LORD, GTFO.


##15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?

Style and Bunny Lord, that would be a double date that I would want to see. .... ;D And I would, no matter what the price. *-*


##16. Have #2 kissed yet?

Creek? LOL, no. :[ Buuuut, I wouldn't mind seeing that. :3

##17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?

Candy~
I don't really think one is too likely, Cartman is absorbed in himself too much to just let himself love Wendy the way he really wants and Wendy is too absorbed in herself and everything she does to even think of giving him a chance. But, where there's a will, there is a way.


##18. What would make you start shipping #13?

Craimas~
If I didn't love Creek, this would be my absolute pairing for Craig .


##19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?

Creek. Definitely Creek. Sorry Grestophe fans, but Creek is everything to me and I will KILL before I let anything other then Style--which is pretty much already canon--get canonified before Creek. *-* I mean it.


##20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10.

Kyman~
The pairing burns in flames and the relationship between Kyle and Cartman.. umm.. DOESN'T CHANGE. They still hate each other, still fight, nothing's different. Except I don't want to kill every time I see even a shade of that pairing.